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1. roman helmet
While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion
"Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"
by BDubbs Dec 24, 2003 share this
2. roman helmet
The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory
I gave a dog a roman helmet yesterday. Then something happened that I dont want to talk about.
by Harvey Wallbanger May 7, 2005 share this
3. Roman Helmet
When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.
"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"
4. Roman Helmet
When a woman is on her period and you are eating her out, getting your Red Wings. When you finish the job you drag your head, from the tip of your nose to the back of your head.
Dude, I was getting my Red Wings last night when I topped it off with a double banger! I got a Roman Helmet too!
5. Roman Helmet
The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.
"She was so kinky, I gave her a foot-long Roman Helmet!"
6. roman helmet
the hair sticking out of a very hairy ass crack that resembles the "mohawk" on a old fashioned battle helmet.
"wade you need to wax your ass you have a roman helmet down there"
7. roman helmet
After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.
Dude, I jerked off so many times today that I got a roman helmet!!
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