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Roid Monkey 

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.
"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."
Roid Monkey by T.R.I. February 14, 2006

Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus) 

Something that is so utterly absurd..it even qualifies for sheer stupidity and making an ass of someone or something. A mix between Ridiculous and Assinine (sp?) Can also be used as an exclamation for something funny or sarcastic. (depends on the inflection of voice and situation)
"I cannot believe what he said in that meeting...that's just Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

OR

"That video was friggin Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

ridonkeykongulous 

ridonkeykongulous, another word for ridiculous, but used when what it is discribing is twice or more ridiculous then normal

or if donkey kong does something ridiculous, or if it as ridiculous as donkey kong
Sally "My arm was blown off by a rocket powered banana!"

me "THATS Ridonkeykongulous!"
ridonkeykongulous by s3nd3r5 June 11, 2006

Ridonkeykong 

synonymous with ridiculous, ridonculous, etc.
Whoa, that ish is ridonkeykong!!
Ridonkeykong by sweet B January 16, 2009

ridonkeydickulous 

When something is really, really ridiculous.

Can be stressed on the "donkey" or on the "dick" depending on the context of the conversation:
Chump 1: That's ridiculous.
Chump 2: No, that's riDONKEYdickulous.

Chump 1: This is so freakin' ridonkulous!
Chump 2: No, it's ridonkeyDICKulous!
ridonkeydickulous by elevenxover December 19, 2008

Roid Monkey 

A professional wrestler who is known or believed to be jacked up on steroids to an abdormal dregree
Dave: What is a roid monkey

Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)