1. The physical embodiment of rofl in delicious cake form.
2. Alternative to the plain/boring rofl used in internet conversations. Sometimes confusing when seen for the first time among those not proficient in leet.
AIMNerd1: I got a speeding ticket yesterday.
AIMNerd2: roflcakes
AIMNerd1: wtf ?
A roflcake is an bacincly ordinary brownie recipea but the the major difference is the amount of caffeine it contains. For 1 batch of roflcake (enough for 4 people)add about 3-4 g of caffeine, either take ordinary caffeine pills and grind them or find something simmilar. Guaranteed to make you feel happy and awake for atleast 5 minutes after conuming the meal.
(known side effects include paranoia, fever, headaches, aggression, death and leetness) - Warning do not take if you are either n00b or pregnant.
Acronym standing for rolling on the floor laughing correctly and kicking estranged storemanagers. Generally used as an alternative to rofl; rarely involved in actual kicking of storemanagers.
Roflcakes- To roll on the floor laughing while eating cake; To throw cakes into ones mouth that's rolling on the floor while laughing, commonly occurs during receiving a paycheck. Do not attempt Roflakes if you: Have severe chest pains, migraines, or heart problems.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.