by infernoooo May 11, 2006
Rocketman - verb; noun; Rocketman refers to taking a shit. Previously, a person with a great build up of poop inside the body has caused the person to prairie dog. When the build up becomes to great, one will run to the bathroom to take a poop. The pressure has become to large to hold in the terd and by the time the person pulls down their pants and turns to lay their ass cheeks on the seat, the shit is discharged with great velocity. This discharge is accompanied by a large fart of epic proportions, often thought to be the roar of a lion by surrounding people. The shit is not guaranteed to make it into the toilet. Upon completion of this act one will have fucking awesome feeling of accomplishment!
"I just rocketmanned the biggest shit ever!"
"My rocketman just missed the toilet!"
"I just rocketmanned on my sister!"
"My rocketman just missed the toilet!"
"I just rocketmanned on my sister!"
by dukefvr41 April 20, 2009
by Xx_Hitler_xX August 16, 2019
A movie about the musician Elton John (played by Taron Egerton)
He basically tries to kill him self slowly and painfully :D
One of the best LGBT sex scene I have seen.
Nobody ships the people in the movie. We ship the actors/
Most known lines:
People dont pay, to see ReGiNaLd DwIgHt! They pay to see ELTON JOHN!
what dö yö want Elton?
- hdhgdjhjgfhd... dinner with you
- yör so hömble its embeRrassing
He basically tries to kill him self slowly and painfully :D
One of the best LGBT sex scene I have seen.
Nobody ships the people in the movie. We ship the actors/
Most known lines:
People dont pay, to see ReGiNaLd DwIgHt! They pay to see ELTON JOHN!
what dö yö want Elton?
- hdhgdjhjgfhd... dinner with you
- yör so hömble its embeRrassing
Dude did you watch this new epic fantasy musical Rocketman?
- NO
why?
- Its a copy of Bohemian Rhapsody duh
TAKE TAT BACK!
- NO
why?
- Its a copy of Bohemian Rhapsody duh
TAKE TAT BACK!
by mainter June 26, 2019
/räkət-man/ verb:
1) The act of masturbating alone in the attempt to ejaculate into one's own mouth, sometimes after a drunk session auto-erotic asphyxiation while also listening to John Elton.
2) The act of doing the rocketman while also watching a self-recorded video cassette of yourself doing the rocketman in front of a Sony Hi8 Camcorder and a mirror.
1) The act of masturbating alone in the attempt to ejaculate into one's own mouth, sometimes after a drunk session auto-erotic asphyxiation while also listening to John Elton.
2) The act of doing the rocketman while also watching a self-recorded video cassette of yourself doing the rocketman in front of a Sony Hi8 Camcorder and a mirror.
by kimjongrocketman September 20, 2017
a song by Elton john
"and i think its gonna be along long time till touchdown brings me round 2 find im not the man they think i am at home IMA ROCKETMAN burning out my fuse here alone"
"and i think its gonna be along long time till touchdown brings me round 2 find im not the man they think i am at home IMA ROCKETMAN burning out my fuse here alone"
by apugs August 8, 2004
that guy your mom tells you about when you're little. he's the one that makes you smile when you're upset over a blue waffle. his jokes seem endless. there is no happy day without his presence. he is talented in so many ways, only the best girl could keep up. he pokes fun at /b/tards and the new generation kids. he listens to classic oldies. he's the guy you take home to meet your family and friends. he has the coolest car. he is proud of everything he has, but is never ungrateful. he keeps his priorities in check. he is the guy that everyone approves of. he won't let you give him hickies, in attempt to remain socially acceptable. his favorite color is blue. he's amazing at the guitar. rocketman is the one guy you can call at any time and complain about all the stupid drama you have just to end up with a smile on your face. you'll always be able to trust him. he's simply, everything you'll ever want in a man. he'll take you to the moon if you let him.
danielle: hey rocketman, when are you going to take me to the moon?
nathan: when i rack up the courage, sweetheart.
nathan: when i rack up the courage, sweetheart.
by danielleabear September 7, 2010