Cockchalk

What the dried cum on your penis becomes if you don't clean it all off. May also be dried precum. (or a dirty cock)

I hate to wear black underwear because sometimes i have cockchalk and it marks my underwear up.

Cockchalk by agrafos April 26, 2010

rock chalk 

A chant made up by KU science professors back in the day. Due to the limestone, chalky rocks found near the University of Kansas campus. Also Chalk is about the only thing that rhymes with jayhawk. Used by Kansas fans during sporting events.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk Go- KU!

rock chalk by Doug C January 30, 2005

Rock Chalk Gayhawk 

A term derived from the original catch phrase "Rock Chalk Jayhawk", seeking to illustrate the excessively homosexual behavior of those associated with Kansas University. Bill Self's hairpiece, K State tearing down KU's goalpost, and Rick Mangino all serve to manifest this absurdly gay activity.

The KU quarterback was sacked in the end zone and got up with a massive chunk of dirt caught in his helmet, looking like a true rock chalk gayhawk.

"Hey Mom, why are those two men dressed in the blue and red holding hands and skipping through the park"? "Oh don't mind them, honey, they're just a couple of gayhawks".

Rock Chalk Gayhawk by speedysaltine961 February 17, 2010

rock chalk 

One of the most inane chants in the history of collegiate sports. KU students will, in a very Tourette's-like fashion, break out the phrase at seemly random, inappropriate times. They tend to attach a "man" or "motherfucker," further implicating their level of douche.

"Our football team is undefeated, and who gives a shit if our strength of schedule was below Yale's, rock chalk"
"We'll forever harbor extreme resentment over the departure of Roy Williams, rock chalk"

rock chalk by David Colfax March 31, 2008

Rock Chalk 

typically used to describe large amounts of gay sex, sometime even without vaseline

the guy in kansas shirt, just leaving his room with his boyfriend, said he loves rock chalk.

Rock Chalk by kUJayhawk February 12, 2009

Rockchild 

Is what you would call a dumb person, who's big as a tank, with a brain the size of a peanut, very trusting, but easily manipulated, has either a pet dog or hamster named Duckie, sees things a little different than the rest of us, and believes in Bigfoot, and sometimes goes by the name Cornbred.

Example from classic literature:

Rockchild! When I told you to cut the grass, I didn't mean with a pair of scissors!

Rockchild by Shadow Boxer December 7, 2004

rockchillin 

Staying in and getting smashed while simply chillin.
Either with friends or alone.

I was wasted last night, but I still killed Jordan at Pong. Thats all we did, rockchillin.

rockchillin by VanMoose February 6, 2007