A frequent member of the ROBOT9000 community. Typically a NEET or a failed normie. He lacks real-life social skills and communicates with other robots through posting feels and variations of an animated frog. Robots are usually miserable about being lonely and tfw no gf which can lead them to become suicidal. They are generally hostile to those they perceive to be normies and redditors invading and stealing from their community. Robots hate chad with all their being.
Why can't you normies leave us robots alone?

When threatened, robots scream REEEEEEEEEEEEE
by wojak May 30, 2015

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A man who is very strong and emotionless, or at least not showing emotion at the time. Robots usually seem to appear violent, even while not doing anything. Although listed as an insult, it is also a compliment. This is usually used by punk/rock people.
Holy shit, that guy's a fuckin robot!
by steve April 02, 2004

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A mindless tool of the corporate machine that quantifies human emotion with variables.
When Jonathan the robot was verbally berated by his mother, his face shed but 1.7 tears.
by Wang Hang Lo June 16, 2003

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Badass Machines with Human-like qualities and/or abilities.
"So I checked out the Scryer's place, they're pretty cool. There's a sweet elevator, giant robot guards.... come on robots. Frickin Blood Elfs."
by JP ONRY December 01, 2007

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Something used to make life easier,but in most movies pictured as a bane of humanity.Word of czech orgin invented by czech novelist Karel Capek for mechanical workers.
The movie "Robots" is full of them.
by 9Rifleman December 08, 2007

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A person who has the ability to do anything and everything without a problem. This person does not show any emotion when he/she is congradulated for doing everything perfectly, because he/she has become desensitized to the praise.
Student 1: Wow, that girl Ellen was able to get straight A+'s all year, while taking AP classes, doing 150+ hours of community service, playing fockey, being in every single school committee, being on the debate and math team, and finding the cures for cancer, AIDS, and obesity!
Student 2: Wow, she must be a robot. I do not have enough energy or determination to do even half of those things, never mind all of them, all at once!
by Not a Robot December 13, 2008

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Any being that has adapted to Greek Life at a College institution by abandoning all moral values and unique personality traits in exchange for robot friends. Almost without exception, all robots dress and act the same, and share strikingly similar itunes libraries. Robots can often be spotted roaming the streets during wednesday, friday and saturday nights, trying to find other robot friends to twist their nobs.

An easy test to locate a robot out of a group of humans is to play any version of Party in the USA by Myley Cyrus and notice which "humans" are dancing to the beat. Singing Lil Wayne is another strong indicator of robot characteristics although it can sometimes be a momentary lapse of judgment for humans.

Every year Robots attempt to recruit humans to join their army, and every year the human population decreases, because once they successfully program your robot capabilities, your past human traits disappear.
Common Robot Expressions:
"I love how much my sperrys match my lacoste polo" -Robot
"Pi Phi OR DIE" -Robot
"I had so much fun at the Maroon 5 concert last night!" - Robot
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