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Robert Green

Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball from Clint Dempsey), on June 12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck to befall an unwitting human being.

Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.
Dude 1: Yo, did you catch that soft ass goal that Clint Dempsey scored against Robert Green?

Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.

Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!

Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?
Robert Green by Mochabear June 15, 2010

Robert Green

When you find yourself in the spotlight of the world, everyone watching, and you f*** up. You normally f*** up a task that could of been done by a child and smart monkeys.
In the world cup, someone kick the ball right you, from about 25 yards, with no real speed. Yet you someone manage to let it roll past you. That's when you know you could only be Robert Green
Robert Green by Shikari00 June 15, 2010

Robert Green

Background: Robert Green is known infamously as the goalie who let up the softest goal from USA player Clint Dempsey in the World Cup.

Definition: When a sports player lets up an easy goal to the opposing team leading everybody to hating you and your stupid fuck up.
Dude 1: Hey how was your game?

Dude 2: Fucking terrible! In the second half our goalie pulled a Robert Green!
Robert Green by The Greenback June 21, 2010

Robert Green

A very horrendous goalkeeping blunder,especially during the South Africa World Cup, the first which was made by Robert Green during the match between USA and England.
1. That goalkeeper just pulled off a Robert Green!

2. What were you doing down there on the pitch, doing a Robert Green?
Robert Green by zenpker June 19, 2010

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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