Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing
scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up
against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball
from Clint Dempsey), on June
12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck
to befall an unwitting human being.
Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that
was cleared up around minute 40 of that
Dude 1: Yo, did you catch
ass goal that Clint Dempsey
scored against Robert Green?
Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans
have probably murdered
his entire family.
Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will
make Capello put in Calamity James
as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those
Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?