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Rob Drunk 

To drink alcohol in surplus amounts with no respect for one's appearance, coherency, and personal safety until inevitably vomiting and passing out. If with a woman, to be Rob Drunk gives you a 0% chance of intercourse.
"Man I was so fucked up last night, i was definitely rob drunk."

"Dude, you were rob drunk last night."
Rob Drunk by PallMall May 13, 2010
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Rob Drunk 

To drink alcohol in surplus amounts with no respect for one's appearance, coherency, and personal safety until inevitably vomiting and passing out.
"Man I was so fucked up last night, i was definitely rob drunk."

"Dude, you were rob drunk last night."
Rob Drunk by PallMall May 13, 2010

Rob Ford Drunk 

adj. being in an extreme state of inebriation. Made famous by Toronto mayor Rob Ford's 2013 confession of having smoked crack while in a drunken stupour at some point the previous year.
1. I did have a number of drinks but I didn't get Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.
Rob Ford Drunk by NixonAddict November 13, 2013

rob ford drunk 

The act of getting intoxicated to the point of severe belligerence that you make terrible decisions i.e. Smoking crack cocaine
Stefan : I'm gonna go out and get rob ford drunk tonight
rob ford drunk by Donkeypunch122 November 9, 2013

Drunken Rob 

This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob
Drunken Rob by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026