roast beef curtains

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

by Scott Martin June 30, 2006

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco

She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

by kathryn million August 5, 2006

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

by Mike Ortel March 30, 2007

roast beef curtain

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

by creag December 27, 2005

the outer streached out portion of the vagina-especially after hard vaginal intercourse or gang bang.

I beat up her vag so bad last night she had roast beef curtains.

by wackjack9 March 12, 2009

That girls vagina looks like spoiled roast beef with mayo

by que April 10, 2005

that girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo.

by Emma Putnam January 14, 2008