Warning: This move is recommended for masters ONLY!
The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008
when you are ingaged in anal fucking and you yell at the womens "I have aids" then you try and hold on for as long as you can
matt: i have aids
lauren: awwwwww get off
NEXT DAY
matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude
lauren: awwwwww get off
NEXT DAY
matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude
by wolfs penis August 24, 2009
leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.
by Lotter Lover May 15, 2017
When you add road salt to your drink. Take a handful of gray slush off of the sidewalk and mix it in with a Cherry Coke. Shake well.
The lady at the poison control help line laughed when I told her I took a big swig of a roadside slushie
by AndrewIsntCool March 17, 2021
When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.
by deathbeater October 11, 2023
When someone unfamiliar with cars has theirs break down on the side of the road. The individual then pops the hood only to stare at the motor since they are unsure of the problem
by swausyjabroni January 4, 2022
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
by Barberella September 1, 2020