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1. truckhole
A driver who transforms from a regular person into a rude, dangerous roadhog when behind the wheel of a truck.
Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.
by Ollie the Dog Sep 9, 2005 add a video
2. freeway surfing
verb. the action of quickly and fluidly moving a motor vehicle from outside lane to exit or vice versa, usually without aid of a signal.
You don't see too much freeway surfing on the I-5 anymore...just north of the grapevine.
3. suicyclist
One who, while dressed in brightly coloured silly clothes and an inadequate helmet, rides a (racing) bicycle (often in heavy urban or rush-hour traffic) at high speed and without signls, as if they have no interest in their own safety or that of others, and genuinely wish to die as soon as possible in a multi-vehicle collision of their own making. They invariably look offended if forced to give way to cars, whatever the circumstances. See also kamikaze.
"I nearly got T-boned by a Suicyclist running a red light in my way in this morning".
4. multitasking
Driving in two lanes at once on a freeway
There was a traffic jam on Washington St. because a grandma was multitasking.
5. taxpayer
A driver who lacks the inclination to choose which side of the road to drive on. The assumption being that since they paid taxes to build said roads, they will use any and all of it as they see fit.
That drunk ass son of a bitch is driving like a taxpayer! Stay back at least 500 feet until he runs off the road and plummets off of this cliff!
6. giant turd
a giant turd is typically used to describe someone or something that is exposed in a very public place, taking up way too much of that public place, with absolutely no place to hide.
i came over the crest of the hill and there was eddie, like a giant turd, in the middle of the road.
7. Buttplug
A term used for the driver who is stopped at a red light in the right hand lane, but is not taking the unprotected right turn. In turn, the driver prevents other people from taking the right turn. Since this person is stopping the "shit" from flowing, he is a buttplug.
Jack was only late to work because of the buttplug not turning in front of him.
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