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Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it
“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize”
Alabama Road Burn by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018

Road Rage Rug Burn 

The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.

Road Burner

A massive dump streak left behind in a gas station bathroom after flushing.
Jesus dude, I just went to use the bathroom at Chevron and some guy had laid down a brutal road burner, I gagged and threw up in the sink.
Road Burner by Big Status February 9, 2009

Road-burned bratwurst 

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

that thing across the road from 19 fairways drive, burnley 

a small little tree-lined alleyway in between two roads on one of them nice estates, eee the days i remember going down that flutester, or the ginnel as we called it, eeee

roadburn 

damn, I was so horny that I pulled a roadburn
roadburn by Digbicmystic July 20, 2022