ring rivets 

A bad case of piles.

"Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!"

ring rivets by mbkid23 September 13, 2008

Anal Rivets 

When you have herpes and hemorrhoids

Gee Sandra had some massive anal rivets

Anal Rivets by Hussyliptus April 1, 2023

Looking at the rivets

When a certain commodity or supply in in such short supply that you're almost out of it entirely. Used similarly to "running on fumes". Originated from riveted tanks, when they're almost empty you can see the rivets.

I'm about out of propane. Another day or two and I'll be looking at the rivets.

Looking at the rivets by hectorr December 1, 2020

Joan Rivers 

A Dead Clown Carcass

Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass

Joan Rivers by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009

on the rivet 

Extreme physical exertion to the point of almost giving up. Derived from bike racing in the olden days when bike seats had rivets, and in an effort not to get dropped one would slide forward on the saddle to exert maximum pressure on the pedals so as to hang on the the amphetamine-loaded Belgian in front of you.

Person 1: So how'd you do?
Person 2: Dude, I was on the rivet for like an hour until I finally blew.

on the rivet by scottsmack October 12, 2004

Riveting tale, chap. 

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".

Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.

Riveting tale, chap. by Wienie Kong October 1, 2009

rivet counter 

A person who has an obsession in every small and non-important details.

Game developer: we released new tank T60.
Rivet counter: omg, there are wrong number of rivets on left side inside tank, I uninstalling game.

rivet counter by Do I know him? October 6, 2011