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Tyson Ritter 

The very talented lead singer/bassist of the All American Rejects. His voice could quite possibly crush a million hearts simultaneously. Yes, that amazing.

Full name: Tyson Jay Ritter
Birth date: April 24, 1984
Birth place: Stillwater, Oklahoma
If it was possible, I would marry Tyon Ritter's voice.

Have you seen Tyson Ritter's eyes? *faints*
Tyson Ritter by oberservealways December 13, 2009
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In corporate America, an employee who is both admired and scorned because he or she has risen to a level of high rank and pay whilst doing little to nothing because of preternatural luck and an innate ability to hide in plain sight.
That Dave is such a riser; look at him pretend to work at his computer even though we all know he is reading song lyrics.
Riser by Bigdogs123 June 1, 2019

lucky boy spirit riser/lbsr 

A Lucky Boy Spirit Riser is a service provided by some Escorts or high end prostitutes in which they are paid by another to seduce a man, have sex with him, make it seem natural and pretend to be horny but married, on vacation, in a relationship or otherwise unable to pursue a future relationship. Basically a one night stand. The mark cannot know this was paid for. Reasons include but are not limited to friends doing it for a friend they worry is in a deep state of depression due to an inability to have sex with women, or some tech. companies hire escorts to do this to convince engineers or scientists or executives to move to a particular area. It can also in some cases lead to blackmail. Usually only high end escorts in their late '20s to early '40s provide this service, with some acting experience, it takes education, charm and considerable intelligence to pull off. Technically not illegal as the person enjoying the sex isn't paying, so more openly indulged in than direct prostitution. Typical rates are $3-500 or more. Most women who do this have full time jobs and only do it part time.
Worried their friend may be in a deep depression, Larry and Joe decided to go halves and get Fred some much needed sex by secretly buying him an Lucky Boy Spirit Riser/LBSR Service from a woman they knew.

Pony Riser

A derogatory name for a male; Used as an insult towards another man: Gay male stripper.
Jim is such a pony riser.
Pony Riser by Erøc November 10, 2008

John Ritter 

an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company
John Ritter by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

Tex Ritter

Name of famous 1930's singing cowboy now rhyming slang for "shitter"
I bet she takes it up the Tex Ritter
Tex Ritter by The Big M June 2, 2006