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A doll who does somersaults and gets sacrificed by a gerald boucher.
"Whoa, did you just see that gerald boucher burn his doll Rita's forehead with a fuckin ciggarette?!"
by finance February 22, 2007
22 186
The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, intelligent, sexy and successful person that you can't help but want to be with all the time.
Shit, I want Rita so bad but she seems to be to good for me.
by Rita January 16, 2005
1904 448
A girl who is amazing and just all around dope. A Rita is usually hella hott.
Damn, Rita got it goin' on.
by lemma. June 21, 2009
804 273
Hurricane Rita hit South Florida and the Florida Keys as a Category 2 storm on September 20, 2005, just weeks after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina. As it moved away from Florida, Rita became Category 5. After weakening, Rita came ashore again September 24, 2005, near Port Arthur, Texas, as a Category 3.

By comparison, Rita was a much weaker storm than Hurricane Katrina.
You survived hurricane Rita?? That's nothing! I survived hurricane Katrina!!
by MustangGT September 25, 2005
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Rita is a hot Russian girl that everyone likes! She is Smart, nice, a dimepiece, and a great singer. Rita is also sexy as hell!
Guy 1: Dude Rita is a babe!
Guy 2: Yeah, too bad she's taken.
by Zmallz December 30, 2011
199 106
For homosexuals in Hawaii, Rita means to smoke weed.
Mary, we go rita!
by butchqueen August 11, 2011
137 109
rita is a code word for ritalin. used in public or on the phone when illegal activity shouldn't be discussed.
i'm gonna meet rita in an hour. do you wanna meet up w/us? code for "i'm picking up my ritalin, do you want any?"
by wiggnout December 27, 2010
127 139
A 85 year old fat ass who is FRIENDS (wink wink) with Helene Fischer
Hey are you okay?

Not really, a Rita just screamed at me because I didn't let her sit down.
by Penelopefreebush October 16, 2013
11 25