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Ripstonker 

A ripstonker is a very loud and extremely noxious passage of gases from the rectum (otherwise known as a fart). These are often heard (and smelt) around the chairs and communal areas in old folks' homes.
Old Mary left the house one day, without her special pill,
and after many hours on foot, she was feeling rather ill.
See, Mary had a tummy ache, which caused her excess gas,
And on the bus, a giant ripsnort, exits from her ass!

The noxious fumes embraced the people, be them old or young,
And you could even taste the gases, laid flat upon your tongue.

So now you ask, a ripstonker? What on earth is that?
It's the biggest fart, with the baddest smell where that little old lady once sat!!!
Ripstonker by Xbox 360 Chick January 20, 2011

ripstick 

1. A skateboard thing with two wheels and a middle section that twists awesomely for increased motion and awesomeness.

2. A person who's really petite and skinny but has really toned muscles.

3. A mispronunciation of lipstick.
I got decked by a guy on a ripstick and broke my arm!!

She's so small yet so ripped. What a ripstick!

My ripstick shade is called Hibiscus.
ripstick by mapleleaf~ August 7, 2012

ripstick nigga 

A individual of african american decent that excels at the skill of using a ripstick. These individuals are usually featured in Youtube video's that highlight their skills along with music from the mid 2000s.
Wow! Did you see that guy do the kick flip on that ripstick? He is a true ripstick nigga!

ripstickin 

dangerous, dare-devilish, hazardous. coming from the root word 'ripstick' which is a crazy hard skateboard type thing to ride without killing yourself.
"Holy snap, that Alejandro is so ripstickin, he just called his girlfriend fat!"

"Wow, Paco climbed Mt. Everest? That's ripstickin."
ripstickin by momela the third March 13, 2009

Ripstick 

A caster board from Razor, not to be confused with a skateboard; and more so related to a snowboard. It holds two wheels and is self propelled with the alternating movement of the legs/feet. Can come in many colours.
I love my new red Ripstick.
Ripstick by oOAndrewOo January 1, 2009

ripsticking 

The process of masturbating so furiously you rip/tear your foreskin off.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen Chad?
Guy 2: Nah, he's gonna be at the hospital for a while.
Guy 1: What for?
Guy 2: He had a ripsticking incident last night.
Guy 1: Holy shit.
ripsticking by Beans Cena January 13, 2016