When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.
Person 1:"That guy Mario lost his ID card"
Person 2:"Thats total riperoni"
by Docter N October 12, 2017
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Rip (Rest in Peace), but 1,000 times worse.

-if you get shot in the head it’s a rip moment

-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment
Correct use:
Bob Ewell - “Riperoni, Tom Robinson.”
Atticus Finch - “Oh darn!”
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Incorrect use:
Atticus Finch - “Rip, Tom Robinson”

Scout Finch - “oh darn!”
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When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.
That guy mario lost his ID card; man that's total riperoni.
by Docter N October 12, 2017
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Person 1: "Dude, you puked on Lindsay at her birthday party last night after blacking out and taking a dump in her aquarium"
Person 2: "riperonies, was a fun night"
by Definitionator Aficionado December 7, 2018
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Riperoni Pepperoni 10x is used to describe someone or something that has died from eating too much meat.
OH MY GOSH! MY COUSIN HAS DIED FROM STUFFING THAT FUCKING MEAT IN HIS MOUTH!!! HE'S A RIPERONI PEPPERONI 10x!
by dipshitdickhead69 November 9, 2018
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When your sausage is too big to fit in her oven.
Damn it wont fit, guess I will have to 'riparoni' this and make space.

riperoni meaning to cram something to large into a small space
by italio76 March 16, 2023
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Someone ripped your pepperoni :oo
"Hey man!! Someone Riperonied your pizza!!"
"NOOOO MAN NO WAY AUHUAUHG"
by H!ma May 15, 2023
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