ring sting 

what u get the morning after eating spicy foods, especially indian or spicy mexican cuisine. It burned in your mouth, it burned in your stomach, and it burns your sphincter.

'aw man, i wish i hadn't had that vindaloo last night. I have an acute case of ring sting, and i've been sitting on this toilet for an hour'

ring sting by me old fruity September 25, 2005

ring sting 

The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.

John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.

ring sting by dj_derek March 5, 2003

ring stinger 

What is caused by consuming a large amount of chilli like substances.

Had a big chow on the chilli last night and look da fuck out, me got da ring stinga

ring stinger by zeilich February 8, 2005

chilli ring sting 

A soreness/redness/itching of the bum hole area- often associated with chaffing.

Primarily caused by consuming garlic tobasco in copious amounts.

Phil: "How's the chafe pat?"

Pat: "This is easily the worst case of chilli ring sting i've ever had"

chilli ring sting by Dr Stewberry November 21, 2009

rip roaring ring stinger 

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

rip roaring ring stinger by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Ultimate ring sting 

When basic ring sting is surpassed and your sphincter enters the realms of hell.

Mate, I’ve been hallucinating on the pan for an hour, squeezing out the remnants of a category 5 (extreme) spicy jobby. I’ve got an acute dose of ultimate ring sting.

Ultimate ring sting by Iamtechnosaurus April 21, 2018

Ring Sting 

Extreme pain/discomfort/itching of the Anal Sphincter, and is usually too sore to wipe clean. The main causes are spicy foods, very large faeces, continuous diarrhoea, or anal sex, among others. Ring sting can be made less intense/painful by applying cold water.

Andy: ''Hey, come and take a seat!''
Calvin: ''I would do, but this Ring Sting is unbearable!''
Andy: ''Dam! I told you not have an Indian takeaway, AND get it up the ass from that huge black guy!''

Ring Sting by Conradius July 5, 2010