dirt ring 

The visual display of a combination of sweat, crystal meth residue, cat urine, and hair grease formed into a ring that circles one's neck. Most commonly found on hitchikers, Michael Moore followers, hippies, and homeless bums. The worst cases of this can even be seen on a black shirt, although most are seen on "Bush is the devil" semi-white t-shirts. Although this is a visual phenomenon, one usually knows of an approaching dirt ring simply by the smell of sour sausage and dirty socks. For best examples of this occurrence, spend some time in the greater San Francisco area or in Greenwich Village.

Person 1: Hey, do you smell that?

Person 2: Holy shit! What smells like ground fish and asshair?

Person 1: It's that dirtball over there protesting the Republican National Convention! His dirt ring is so big it looks like a neck brace! Anyone have some Febreeze?

dirt ring by Senor Musk September 18, 2007

Dirt Ring 

A term used to describe the scar from a circumcision on a males genitalia. The 'Dirt Ring' is a distinguished layer of skin which is located below the mushroom (head) of a penis. The layer of skin resembles a dirt ring since it typically is a darker tone of color compared to the remainder of the shaft's skin.

Did you see the dirt ring on Marco Bandares?

"HEY Rodgers, show me your dirt ring!" - State Farm Commercial

Dirt Ring by BearBearBear January 3, 2013

dirt ring 

The act of having anal sex with a woman just after she has taken a shit and before she has wiped her ass.

After a night of eating greasy tacos my girlfriend gave me a satisfying dirt ring. Afterwards I immediately took a shower.

dirt ring by holla!saywhat!? October 27, 2010

dirty onion ring 

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.

Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.

dirty onion ring by JB May 14, 2004

dirty onion ring 

see anus

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.

dirty onion ring by Scott January 9, 2004

The dirty ring 

When you try too many different types of onion rings in one bowel movement cycle that you inevitably have major poops and therefore, a dirty butthole ring.

Oh man, Bob got the dirty ring after last night’s onion ring taste test competition.

The dirty ring by cheetoes69 February 13, 2024

the devil's dirty ring 

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

the devil's dirty ring by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021