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Ringling College of Art and Design 

An art college located in Sarasota, FL. They offer the highest quality art and design education and degree. Other majors include "Business of Art and Design", "Digital Film" and "Motion Design" (but noone knows wtf that is). Student population is approximately 75% self-proclaimed artist stereotypes 15% asians who are waaay too talented 10% rich kids who thought they were going to have it easy studying art with Mom and Dads money (but then get upset when they realize they get nailed from studio classes) 80% genuine young artist who want to get a degree in something they love 5% Guys who wear very tight pants

Other than that, everyone is up to their nose in debt and the students deal with mood swings and laugh attacks due to excessive sleep depravation. Every teacher believes his/her class is a priority. Everyone knows everyone. And you NEVER walk down MLK alone.

It one of the top 5 art colleges in the nation and world-wide.
I go to Ringling College of Art and Design and never sleep more than 4 hours a day.
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Padmei Rigging

Electrical wires or electronics assembled or customized in under 5 minutes using: duct tape, USB extenders, electrical tape, super glue.

Fuses will be blown.

The opposite of MacGyver.
Padmei: My car PC isn't working "today".
Everyone: Sweet Padmei Rigging.
Padmei Rigging by War Towels December 23, 2009

Beaner Rigging 

taking a piece of crap car and trying to make it nice by using spray paint and other cheap materials.
I saw my neighbor beaner rigging his 1992 toyota tercel by spray painting his rims purple and rewiring the audio system.
Beaner Rigging by coopone September 7, 2012
A swedish word used to describe somebody who has very expensive clothes to flex for other people! The word was popularized by Sebastian Peliggra a swedish living italian! The word is often used as a negative way of saying rich and you should be offended
Guy 1: Dude i want them shoes!
Guy 2: You aren't going to get them! He's a Rikling!
Rikling: What did you call me?
rikling by RorySowersby January 26, 2017

nigger rigging 

To fix something regardless of how it looks and ther amount of time it lasts. Using any materials that are available to you in a creative way to make something work.
Using rubber bands to hold your steering wheel in place, because you lost the bolts that are supposed to hold it.

Using pizza boxes for blocking the wind from your windows.

using duck tap to hold shit to your car.

use a coat hanger to hold the mufler on your car.

its like being a ghetto macgeiver.

using home theater speakers for your car system.

rigging your protable cd player to your tape deck and saying you have a dope system.

or using the portable cd player with the tape player cause the cd player is broken.

using a 22 bullet as a fuse cause your headlights went out.

using surrand wrap and a rubber band or a baggy as a condom.

using duck tape for waxing.

using coca cola to eat the rust so you can bust the bults off the wheels.

using the dushing fluid bottles as a squirt gun.

Post-Ringling Depression

A term coined by Rebecca Parham meaning someone who thinks they are a failure because they don't get to the Ringling college expectations (Which is going to Disney or other big companies) unlike others.
"Because I wasn't out there getting big studio jobs like all my friends from school, I started to succumb to what I call the Post-Ringling Depression."

-Rebecca Parham
verb:
1) to behave in an irregular and confusingly introspective manner
2) to unintentionally vex and annoy others needlessly, through baffling theoretical suggestions

3) to present a cryptic idea or train of thought completely out of context without any rational segue
"I think I will eventually be a memory... no wait. I probably already am many memories. And also one physical object acting randomly in a methodical manner." he said.

"Stop rigeling for fuck sakes!" I replied.
rigeling by Flax man January 19, 2010