Right Turn Clyde 

What you say when you wan't your pet Orangutan to hit someone.
As in the Clint Eastwood movie, "Any which way you can"

A guy pulls a gun very close to Clint's characters truck, with Clyde sitting in it, Clint simply says "Right turn Clyde" and Clyde levels the guy...

Right Turn Clyde by BigMontana September 18, 2013

right turn clyde 

What you say when you want someone to hang a right. Came from the Clint Eastwood movie "Every Which Way But Loose" where Clint's character had a pet orangutan named Clyde. See left turn clyde.

The po-po is on our six. Right turn Clyde!

right turn clyde by fizzle April 22, 2004

Right Turn Clyde 

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

Right Turn Clyde by anonymous October 17, 2021

Right Turn Clyde 

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

Right Turn Clyde by anonymous October 17, 2021

sharp right turn 

can be abbreviated as “srt” in text messages, a sharp right turn is when one completely changes subjects out of the blue and the new subject has absolutely nothing to do with what was previously discussed. it is used as a method not to seem rude when completely changing subjects as one is simply sharing something that popped into their head.

say you are talking about animals and suddenly some really depressing thought comes into your head that you feel the need to share. you could say “sharp right turn but....” and then share that thought.

sharp right turn by ewontonsoup December 30, 2018

Louisiana Right Turn 

A Louisiana Right Turn, commonly practiced on a four lane road, two lanes going each way, is when someone is in the left lane and they turn right at an intersection, cutting others off in the process.

Louis: Dude, that guy just flipped me off!
David: Well what did you expect, you just pulled a Louisiana Right Turn.

Louisiana Right Turn by GoldGlover375 March 26, 2008

Mexican Right Turn 

When pulling up to an intersection with a red light, the driver pulls into an adjacent parking lot to his right, then pulls through the parking lot, and exits through the other exit, effectively completing a right turn, and avoiding waiting at the light.

Juan was going to pick up some chickens for dinner, and got stuck at red light. To save time, he blew through the gas station parking lot, and made a Mexican right turn

Mexican Right Turn by Alejandro Fernandez May 16, 2012