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rigger dan 

When you are fucking a girl's vaj and say to the girl "im about to cum babayyyy" and finish her in a cream pie and tell her "not my problem now bitch"
Rigger Dan: "IM about to cum babayy"
Eva: "on my face baby on my face baby on my face"
Rigger dan(as cumming in her vaj take it out and say): "not my problem now bitch

rigger dan by Dan and Dan April 16, 2008
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Rigger Dan 

Derived from a video featuring pornographic actress 'Eva Angelina' being inseminated despite earlier claims from 'Rigger Dan' the man whom was boning her, assuring that he wouldn't--yet did anyway. To add further insult to injury, Rigger Dan, as graciously as a jerk can be then tells the whimpering Eva that it's "Not my problem!" and leaves her be to simper in his liquid children.

To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not.

Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'.

Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later!

*two weeks later*

Albert: What's up man, how's it going?

John: Not much, just chillin'.

Albert: Hey what's this?

John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something.

Albert: When was the last time you fed them?

John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now.

Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John?

John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats.

Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.
Rigger Dan by T.G.S October 31, 2010

Dan River High School 

Well these kids or teachers can get weird they can be annoying or even druggies. They are some rednecks for sure! Most of the students probably vape ,smoke, drink, or use some type of drug. Most teachers smoke too but don’t let it be know. Never been there before but I recommend it’s not a fun nor cool school.
Hey Dan River High School students and teachers are Wildcats!

The River Dance Fuck 

When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.

also known as, River Dance Fucking.
Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
The River Dance Fuck by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

River Dancer 

Slang word often used to describe Irish Step Dancing
Bob: So what do you do for fun?

Dancer: Oh well I'm an Irish Step Dancer.

Bob: ...Irish Dance? OOhh, you mean like you're a River Dancer??

Dancer: ....Yes....exactly

*rolling of eyes*

Arctic River Dance 

The act of giving oral pleasure after eating ice cubes.
Sally gave Bill an arctic river dance last night, after he bought her a Slushie.

River Dance

The motions a Meth Head would use when trying to stand still. This dance is purely unintentional by the Meth Head and is usually observed in the check out line in Walmart around 3am. The dance is a seris of flailing arms, fidgeting legs, and spastic jaw movements.
Yo dude, go check out the crankenstien in isle 3, he's really doing a river dance.
River Dance by MerryChrismeth April 27, 2010