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Basically where the Pittsylvania County School system sends their trash, Dan River is surrounded by redneck heaven or better known as "Rinngold, Va" At Dan River you'll find all different people there; preps, jocks, white trash, rednecks, nerds, weirdos, emo kids, loud kids, black kids, and checking out any time they can the normal kids. It really doesn't matter if you come to school, cause either way you're going to graduate. Everybody at Dan River dreams of leaving this town, but after college it sucks you right back in its black hole.
"Nobody is atDan River High School today."
"Deer season just started, and its Dan River High School"
by ilovemyphone May 29, 2011

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