rigamortified

rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.

Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.

by Naoutka November 7, 2003

rigamortified

State of Death

Yo, homey was rigamortified when I found that nigga

by Spicy hot Wings III September 24, 2003

Rigamortified

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.

We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.

by MDarcon March 9, 2018