Means to masterbate. The dolphin being pleasure and my masterbating you are riding this pleasure. from old english when english navy men would go to the caribbean and ride dolphins for pleasure after being at war.
Man 1:I thought you were going to call me last night?
Man 2: sorry i fell asleep after riding the dolphin.
by ponthedon. May 6, 2009
Get the riding the dolphin. mug.
masturbating. similar to jacking off, whacking off, flicking the bean, chocking the chicken, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, fighting with your purple headed yogurt slinger, and tug of war with cyclops.
"Sorry i had to ride the dolphin. Saw this really hot chick."
"Dude thats nasty!"
by The Italian Stalli0n November 29, 2009
Get the Ride the dolphin mug.
The act of riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit, splashing and getting everybody all wet.
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
by big al 16 June 29, 2009
Get the Riding on a Dolphin mug.
When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.
"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."

Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?

I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.
by WordManiac525 May 29, 2012
Get the Reverse Dolphin Ride mug.
When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.
"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
by WordManiac525 May 29, 2012
Get the Dolphin Ride mug.