by lil blood May 17, 2006
First recorded use: "It's in the law of averages that if you are chopping all day you must at some time make a 'ricket and chop your hand or something." -Frank Norman, Bang to Rights, p. 29. 1958
by phloid December 25, 2018
by .:MENACE:. June 9, 2009
The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.
"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"
by Niall Brady January 9, 2003
An acute inflammation and soreness of the vagina, lasting up to 3-4 days, and caused by prolonged sessions of sex lasting over 3 hours or more.
I fucked your Mom so long last night she got Cunt Rickets... Lucky for everyone else in line they aren't contagious.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.
Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.
Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.
Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."
Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."
Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"
by Erik Shunn August 28, 2007
He "Dropped a ricket" there didn't he?
by AmericanIsNotEnglish May 22, 2020