Esentially, the "FAIL" of street legal cars. Usually driven by teenagers or losers in their early 20's who didn't go to college or didn't find productive jobs. The older the person driving the rice burner, the more times said person has failed.

Cliental: You've spotted a rice burner enthusiast if the suspect.....

1.Wears dime store jewelry
2. Has girlfriend who looks like her vagina is almost as worn down as her boyfriends tires
3. wears a sideways billed hat.
4. has a 13-inch exhaust tip with 2.5 inch piping
5. has noticeably used "carbon fiber" accessories from craigslist.
6. has rear wing that is taller than the average person in the country from which the car originated.
7. Thought tokyo drift was the best F&F movie.
8. Avoids muscle cars like the plague
9. would immediately become a sniveling coward at the site of an engine bigger than 2.6 L
10. cries when engine size is conveyed in cubic-inches
11. frequently talks of "turbo's" but never with any specification of the type
11. has a tank for filling helium balloons that has been converted into "NOS!"
12. Didn't attend school long enough to understand what NOS is.
13. Does not know the 4 parts in the 4-stroke-cycle
14. Originally thought that driving a stick-shift made them gear-heads.
15. Only drives with 1-arm on the top of the wheel and leaned back once he's made eye-contact with you and knows your watching
I finally got my mustang down into the 11's, but when i was leaving the track, some gaywad in his rice burner was hitting on chicks in the parking lot and it made me lose all the excitement i had.

Animal control came knocking on my door because someone had reported hearing a lot of kittens purring near-by, turns out a rice-burner had just tried to burn out past my house.
by AConcernedDriver November 20, 2009
Usually a import car modifyed to look fast with oversized and excessively loud mufflers, extra large spoilers that serve no purpose but to look like a race car, ugly cheap matte colored body-kits, and possibly logos of tuner performance parts that was not even purhased by owners.
" Hey look at that car, its so loud and ugly."

" Oh, its just a rice burner, you can tell by the sound and look."
by Andrew Chi Nguyen February 05, 2008
A japanese import car that burns high octane powdered rice instead of gasoline
Damn it smells like shrimp fried rice around here...whos driving the honda?
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
a stereotypical state of existence labeled to any person or vehical who/ that FALSIFIES HIGH PERFORMANCE.
-a 1999 Ford Mustang over-decorated with glow in the dark "HKS" stickers.

-a 2002 Honda Accord with an oversized wing.
by todd willus November 28, 2003
any hideous slower-then-shit honda or the like that sounds like a weed eater.
guess what, i have a vehicle that sounds like it has something bigger then a lawn mower engine.
i never lost to a ricer in my stock jeep cherokee or my fullsize chevy w/160k miles and engine probs.
by Drax (soutern and proud) June 07, 2003
A peice of shit vehicle that:

1: Boys think will help them get laid.

2: Sounds like a pissed of Bumble Bee.

3. Is fucking useless in what the kids nowadays call "races".

4: Boys think they know what there doing under the hood of it but fuck up and dont know how to fix it.

5: Boys think that working on the body of it counts as actually "working" on it.

6: People think that they are apart of the 'Need For Speed' scene.
*Rice Burner rolls by* weedeater sounds better than that.
by Rackal June 26, 2009
Type of jap car that was made famous in such films as "the fast and furious" Often seen with spoilers, lowering kits and other bolt-on gay shit. Driven by big fags.
Yo man look at that homo in that gay ass rice burner!!
by Mr. O January 21, 2005
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