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1.
Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.
I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.
by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
 
2.
A hemorrhoid, an inflamed blood vessel on the ass.
Dude, I'd love to take a seat, but the rhoids are flaring up.
by D.B. Echo February 02, 2006