rewriting history 

When a person can't take the reality of the truth about a breakup and instead "rewrites" what really happened and then tells other people the story as if that's what really happened.

Josh couldn't take the fact that Kathryn dumped him for his brother. By rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.

rewriting history by gothchic June 15, 2011

Rohiting 

A shameful act of consuming too much alcohol hours before going out to a nightclub, resulting in this unfortunate soul spontaneously vanishing on the way to such a nightclub and losing all of his items: wallet, phone, cards, dignity. Usually followed by lifelong jokes about being a 'Rohit'.

Hey do you see that drunk naked guy running out of the bus, getting chased by two homosexual mexicans...he's rohiting.

Rohiting by Woots101 October 29, 2012

reshitting 

Reshitting is the act of taking your partner's stool, putting it into a freezer until it is hard.
Then inserting it into your own anus. Then when it warms, you push it out, thus "reshitting" what your partner has created for you to experience.

Shok wanted Sheri to experience the large stool he produced. After he froze it, Sheri inserted it into her anus so she could enjoy it also through reshitting.

reshitting by Burner71 November 8, 2007

Rewiring Her Remote 

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

Rewiring Her Remote by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

reciting the national anthem 

When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key

“Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
“Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”

reciting the national anthem by dsmithhoss January 8, 2019

Reshitting 

1. Act of incessant spamming.

2. Acting dumb before a test only to top it later.
3. Just being an annoying person as a whole.

"If you don't want to be bullied you need to stop reshitting."
"That was the 10th family that returned you in a day, cause they couldn't tolerate your reshitting."

Reshitting by Jelus know April 10, 2022

Rewriting the Warsaw Pact 

fucking, having sex, getting it on, etc.

I opened the door and my roommate and his girl were rewriting the warsaw pact.

Rewriting the Warsaw Pact by Blunt March 31, 2004