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Revolving Nigerian Beltsander 

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.

revolving door friend 

a person who calls themselves your friend based on your situation in life. frequently, when you go through hard times they are nowhere around but as soon as you hit it big, they act as if they were there all the time
"dude, I haven't seem jim at all since i lost my job. he's such a revolving door friend though. he'll be back as if nothing happened as soon as i get another one and he needs something."
revolving door friend by ajax23 February 17, 2012

revolving whore 

i must be a revolving whore since everyone is tryin to take there turn at using me but i dont mind
she is such a revolving whore that even after finding out shes being used she keeps comin back for more

revolving door 

when someone or something leaves a place or position, only to end up back there shortly after
Don't let him use the revolving door trick.

revolving time signature 

n.

1. A phrase of music notated in a particular meter, but accented as though it were written in another. When played against the backdrop of the initial time signature, the "revolving" time signature feels as though it is moving around the other one.

2. Another term for hemiola
The revolving time signature at the end of the song gave me motion sickness.

Revolving Dick Syndrome (RDS)

A man who does not know what girl he wants. He seems really interested in one girl, but he also seems really interested in others girls as well. Therefore, he does not know what direction to point his dick. So he suffers from Revolving Dick Syndrome.
A guy talks to girl A in person, on the phone, and through text messages. He also asks to chill with her. The next week, he does the same to girl B. A month later, he does the same to girl C. Conversation for all three girls die down. When he sees either girl A, B, or C he talks to her in a flirty manner and the conversation, in its multiple forms, starts up again. Therefore, he suffers from Revolving Dick Syndrome (RDS) because he does not know which girl to point his dick at.