Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: WowCathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?
Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.
a person who calls themselves your friend based on your situation in life. frequently, when you go through hard times they are nowhere around but as soon as you hit it big, they act as if they were there all the time
"dude, I haven't seem jim at all since i lost my job. he's such a revolving door friend though. he'll be back as if nothing happened as soon as i get another one and he needs something."
1. A phrase of music notated in a particular meter, but accented as though it were written in another. When played against the backdrop of the initial time signature, the "revolving" time signature feels as though it is moving around the other one.
A man who does not know what girl he wants. He seems really interested in one girl, but he also seems really interested in others girls as well. Therefore, he does not know what direction to point his dick. So he suffers from Revolving Dick Syndrome.
A guy talks to girl A in person, on the phone, and through text messages. He also asks to chill with her. The next week, he does the same to girl B. A month later, he does the same to girl C. Conversation for all three girls die down. When he sees either girl A, B, or C he talks to her in a flirty manner and the conversation, in its multiple forms, starts up again. Therefore, he suffers from Revolving Dick Syndrome (RDS) because he does not know which girl to point his dick at.