Altering a news photo in Photoshop for the purpose of falsifying or exaggerating a news story. Made famous by news outlet Reuters, who altered a photo of Israeli raids in Beirut to make the strike appear worse than it was by using the clone-stamp tool in Photoshop to enlarge smoke clouds.
by Kit Jarrell August 6, 2006
Altering a news photo in Photoshop for the purpose of falsifying or exaggerating a news story. Made famous by news outlet Reuters, who altered a photo of Israeli raids in Beirut to make the strike appear worse than it was by using the clone-stamp tool in Photoshop to enlarge smoke clouds.
by Kit Jarrell August 7, 2006
When you have been blatantly jewed out of something, usually money, but including forks, ostriches, underpants, regners, bottles, squirrels, DVDs, teddy bears, hippos, Arbor Mist bottles, Easter baskets, lamps (I love lamp!), monkeys, life, episodes of MASH, shirts, cups, books about the IRA, flags, cups again, and the number 11.
by akekekekekekeke April 27, 2008
by OffSeason_Santa December 31, 2020
A Reuter can be both an action and a person. The action involves piping a woman from the back, whilst reciting Josh Turner lyrics acting as though you are cleaning or "reutering" her cheeks. The man himself is an almighty God who drives through blizzards and picks up snow bunnies like it's his day job. This man happens to love balance sheets and income statements, and will treat you right while slowly debating whether your ROI is high enough for him.
Good lord almighty, look at that man, he can Reuter me any day.
Have you heard of the new sexy beast that's an accountant? They call him Reuter.
Have you heard of the new sexy beast that's an accountant? They call him Reuter.
by Smoothini November 18, 2022
by aaron April 22, 2005
by Dequirius Bennw5 December 11, 2018