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Retreating Glacier 

A post coital condition occurring to a woman, when ejaculated semen through breast copulation pools in the indentation at the base of the neck, followed by the woman transitioning from a laying down position to an upright position; causing the ejaculate to slowly flow down the upper breast, receding from the indentation.
I tell you what Al, I think global warming is for real... I gave your mom a retreating glacier last night
Retreating Glacier by Bang-C February 24, 2011
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A combination of the words repeating and imitating.
I'm reteating you!

Stop reteating me.
Reteating by bigoldonny42 November 20, 2020

Retweetonitis 

A social-media disorder in which none of the person's tweets are interesting, so they constantly retweeting annoying/irrelevant/unfunny things, unknowingly ruining all of their follower's timelines.
Person 1: Darnit, I am unfollowing Jessica, she retweets way to much!
Person 2: Sounds like she has a bad case of Retweetonitis.
Retweetonitis by Captain Jack Mehoff September 6, 2014

recwetting

V. Recreational Wetting

A type of fetish or enjoyment of wetting oneself deliberately.

To deliberately urinate in ones clothing
I’m enjoy RecWetting. I have washable cloth diapers I use for it as well.

RecWetting feels good, I enjoy the feeling when my warm ursine floods my pants
recwetting by Rakis December 7, 2018

Retreating Hairline 

Similar to a receding hairline; this is one that recedes so quickly it seems to be more noticeable with every passing moment, and can be likened to a brigade running away in battle. Most common in men in their twenties or early thirties.
"What's with Joe's haircut? It seems to be styled the same but it looks way different for some reason."

"I wouldn't mention it to him. He's trying to hide his retreating hairline."

Reskeeting

The act of defecating on a Skee-Ball machine, again.
The arcade sign stated first offense would be a warning but reskeeting would result in a permanent ban.
Reskeeting by Mr Yellovich August 16, 2023

Ball retreating 

When its so cold, your ball shrink into your body and your scrotum shrivells and hardens to preserve testicle warmth.
Samantha: "OMG ITS SO FUCKING COLD THERES NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!"
Jamie: "Actually., if you educated yourself you would know the correct term is "ball retreating""