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retrograde wheelbarrow 

A sexual position in which the male (or pitcher) stands behind the female (catcher) and holds her legs up while she holds herself up with her arms in a wheelbarrow-like position, face down. It is in this position that the two engage in thrustings and moanings of sorts.
Male 1 - Dude, my girlfriend and I tried out the retrograde wheelbarrow last night. It was great.
Male 2 - I've gotta try that, soon.
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retrograde wheelbarrow 

Its when you are part of a donkey show where you have a donkey and a man(or woman)in a harness, and the donkey is giving it to the man(or woman) while suspended from the donkey. Meanwhile there's a midget with a riding crop wearing nothing more than a black leather hat. He's whipping the donkey to get it to move while the donkey is also eating out of a bag of oats laced with PCP. Now you take a Wii remote with the nunchuck attachment and you insert either end into the donkey's rectum, you then put the other end into the midget's rectum. There's a wheelbarrow behind the donkey. In the wheelbarrow is a tub of pudding with a german female midget can can dancing in the pudding, while "God Save the Queen" is playing on a radio.
I was down in TJ taking a cab when a taxi driver asked me if I wanted to see a donkey show. I told him I had already seen one so he asked if I had ever seen a retrograde wheelbarrow done.

Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow

A Retrograde Wheelbarrow is where the female places her hands on the ground to support herself whilst the male picks up her lower body and thrusts into her, mimicking a wheelbarrow (with extra sex).
A Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow is the same, but the female places her hands onto a machine gun emplacement and fires, causing vibrations to resonate throughout the female, and into the male, resulting in increased pleasure for both members.

May be performed during actual defence of a position for extra tension.
The Soviet Army 1939-1945
I'm pretty damn sure the Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow (or "Machine Gun Fucking") occurred then.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016