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reticulated giraffe 

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.
Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.
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ridicularded 

A cross between ridiculous and retarded.

*Coined on 4/15/09 by ThundaChunda*
Your face is ridicularded!
ridicularded by ThundaChunda April 15, 2009

reticulated Peckerwood

That reticulated peckerwood is a typical Florida man
reticulated Peckerwood by Mr alias September 30, 2022

Ridicularded 

A combination of the words "ridiculous" and "retarded"
Boy 1: "Dude, check out this cool website."
Boy 2: "Man that website is ridicularded."
Boy 1: "Yeah, your MOM is ridicularded."
Boy 2: "That joke was ridicularted"
Ridicularded by anonomysnumber9 April 15, 2009

Ridicularded 

Ridicoulusly Retartedl
You are Ridicularded :} to function
Ridicularded by June&evy October 17, 2009

Reticulated 

Drunk to the point of not being able to function very well.
"Look at Caz!! He drank so much he got reticulated!!"
Reticulated by shemblemeny September 3, 2006

redicutarded 

Rediculously Retarded.
Holy crap man, did you see that car? That thing was redicutarded.
redicutarded by Z-diddy June 20, 2006