Retartic

The term 'Retartic' refers to one who is 'retarted', a 'retart', or 'tart' for short.

More specifically in the UK, being Retartic refers to an individual that likes to touch himself whilst watching Beetlejuice the cartoon.

Jez is being retartic, he's smoking lots of weed again and watching Nickelodeon.. look at the stains on his pants.

by rememberwhenyouputmeongumtree? November 20, 2009

retarted love

what people coin as "young love" and believe everything will work out the way they want it to.

young love is great isn't it?
No, nigga are you stupid, its retarded love.
what is retarded love?
retarted love is when you think love is everything in the world

by life in a nutshell January 19, 2015

Retarted Twins

2 people of the same ethnicity (usually hispanic) which asteroid both bald, and extremely stupid

Me: Did you see those 2 retarted twins?
Mason: Who? Darrion and Eric?
Me: Yeah they’re retarted as hell

by BaldGekyume September 14, 2020