retardance

A group of retards that form a alliance to create a retardants.

Woah, I never seen a retardance that big before, “said John.” Bro, that’s just the group of popular kids.

by Jaykishan Patel November 14, 2021

retard right

When people who don't like you tell you that you are wrong in EVERYTHING you say and/or do just to boost their own pathetic ego. This in turn makes them feel justified in whatever they do and makes you feel like you are less than them somehow, like you're an animal. In reality, those people are the retards who have to hurt others just to make themselves feel right like as if they were smarter than everyone else.

Fake smart person: "Your existence means nothing and you are nothing therefore you are ALWAYS wrong and I am always right so just give up because my shit smells better than yours."

Average person 1: "Who is this retard telling me I am worthless?"

Average Joe 2: "Just some loser who wants to believe they are BTY. Pay no mind to them as they are bitter in life and have no goals other than to be retard right."

by TruthHammer2000 February 29, 2012

#exclude <retard>

To exclude the retard library from your school end work.

Does not apply (just #exclude <retard>).

by users March 2, 2020

Retard Grunt

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.

"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.

by Ballstothewall. January 17, 2012

Flashback Retard

Flashback is a Swedish retarded version of the 4Chan forum. The Flasbackians are often retarded and often engage circle jerking activities. A retard is a person who is stupid and has difficulties understanding, therefore a Flashback Retard or a Flashbackian Retard, is a extraordinary retarded person who thinks or acts like a Flashbackian.

Yunis is a flashback retard.

by Royal Gii December 17, 2016

Get retarded

The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.

Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?

by Doping March 7, 2023

Retard Dance

When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.

shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance

by toetapper August 14, 2021