Someone who does not know how to spell artard properly.
That guy is such a retard!

Don't you mean artard?

Oh yeah, right
by whatsupppppp! November 05, 2009
Someone who has characteristics of defficiency such as a broken left elbow, unability to turn hands with palms facing upwards, and thinks like a 6 year old.
Yeah that kid that just got bit in the face by a dog, that's jack campbell the fucking retard.
by BradleyG June 01, 2009
when someone is fucked up
Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard
by Germany Wilkinson March 08, 2009
A person who has no meaning in life exept for standing around and collecting pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. He ususlly has never had a girlfriend and if its a girl.....no boyfriend.
EX: DUDE I JUST GOT A NEW POKEMON CARD...SWEEET

me:go home and just die man.....just die

EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...

me: you really are a retard.....oh well
by Eric102395 March 03, 2009
A really stupid person but seems to be happier then you are.
Ralphie May: I bet retards are more happier then you are all the time hey what do you need to be happy? Money in the bank nice house hot wife?.

All a retard needs is a scooby-do lunch box. That's right a mother fuckin scooby-do lunch box.

Retard: SCOOBY-DOOOOOO!!! YA HA HA !!

Ralphie May: And if he got a thumus with chocolate milk in it he hit the jackpot.

Retard:SCOOOOOOOOOOOOBY-DOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAHAHAH SCOOBY DO SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY DO YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
by Thane olausen-walker August 18, 2008
a person who could laso be referred to as crazy n has no sense of redponsibility !!!
Person 1: what am i?
Person 2: a retard
Person 1: whats that?
Person 2:retard
by Memi January 22, 2007
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