when someone is fucked up
Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard
#i #dont #care #about #this
by Germany Wilkinson March 08, 2009
A person who has no meaning in life exept for standing around and collecting pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. He ususlly has never had a girlfriend and if its a girl.....no boyfriend.
EX: DUDE I JUST GOT A NEW POKEMON CARD...SWEEET

me:go home and just die man.....just die

EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...

me: you really are a retard.....oh well
#retard #smart #stupid #dumb #super smart
by Eric102395 March 03, 2009
A really stupid person but seems to be happier then you are.
Ralphie May: I bet retards are more happier then you are all the time hey what do you need to be happy? Money in the bank nice house hot wife?.

All a retard needs is a scooby-do lunch box. That's right a mother fuckin scooby-do lunch box.

Retard: SCOOBY-DOOOOOO!!! YA HA HA !!

Ralphie May: And if he got a thumus with chocolate milk in it he hit the jackpot.

Retard:SCOOOOOOOOOOOOBY-DOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAHAHAH SCOOBY DO SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY DO YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
#r-tard #chocolate #milk #ralphiemay #fuckthepolice
by Thane olausen-walker August 18, 2008
a person who could laso be referred to as crazy n has no sense of redponsibility !!!
Person 1: what am i?
Person 2: a retard
Person 1: whats that?
Person 2:retard
#bored #happy #imao #crap #twat
by Memi January 22, 2007
A person who works in the Purchasing Dept.
"Hey, whats the name of that guy that works in Purchasing? You know the one with glasses?"
"Retard."
#retard #tard #dumbass #fucktard #shitforbrains
by nikster5 November 03, 2005
Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.
Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

#retarded #bitch #ass #lezbo #i'm done
by DeathIsLife January 15, 2009
someone who with a social problem that hinders their ability to be smart to social issues. i.e. jokes, people, situations, games and everything else.
1. Hey, you dickhead, stop being retarded and learn to be a good person.

2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?
#retard #retarded #retarded dick face #ass hole #asshole #fuck face #fucker #cock sucker
by ocptv August 01, 2008
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