Also known as an American
Peter the retard is American so he can't count past 4
by maxmoefoe June 09, 2010

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What I am. A cowardly retard. I'm not only slow but i'm mentally impaired. My Sub-par intelligence level makes me do things that are what 'normal' people would call psychotic. Maybe it's just a lack of judgement or my extremely limited IQ. Could be all this hostility I harbor from not getting any pussy since..shit..I don't even remember when, maybe my dreams. My usual routine consists of sitting on the couch and vegetating. All of this and more is destroying my life and that is why I call myself a retard. Not only that but i'm a little dweeb that dosen't have the guts to back up my words or say anything to anyones face. I hope you can understand my sentiments.
Be kind to me, I'm a retard.
by sal vitalee September 22, 2007

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People shouldn't call actual retarded people retarded. That is not politically correct. People have to call them developmentally challenged. People who are called retarded now are people who act stupid. A lot of liberal minded people get pissed off if you call someone retarded. Save your self the trouble and never say the word retarded ever. So you don't have to deal with idiots getting on your ass about not being "politically correct". Take the high road because most liberal minded people are not capable of taking the high road.
Stop yelling!! Stop being a retard!!
by Calling out bs February 12, 2017

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A person with many disabilities.
Also has ABSOLUTLY NO CHANCE IS BEING SMART.
Will be confused forever.
I sure do feel bad for Nicholas over there, because he is a retard.
by Awsome though January 08, 2015

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ReTard n. Portmanteu of "Republican" and "retard". Someone who, intoxicated by an assumption about being knowlegable and right about politics and economics, forgets that they need to get actual real ordinary people to support them if their agenda is to be advanced. Often but not always middle class, easily led and with poor insight to society's problems, and naive about the mechanics of politics and utterly ignorant about how power actually works.
The Tea Party is utterly ReTarded
by ConBasher July 19, 2014

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The modern equivalent of attention-whoring, infiltrating reactionary College Republicans: In the 1980's people like Grover Norquist, Jack Abramoff and Ralph Reed infiltrated college campuses passing out phony-populist, pro-corporatist and anti-leftist pamphlets and material. This was counter and reactionary to the counterculture or hippie movement a decade earlier. Today they do this kind of thing on the internet, infiltrating forums and other websites, proselytizing their backward messages. We already know what the R stands for, the etard is the web equivalent of these types.
FreedomWorks maintains an army of R-etards to constantly whine and bitch about the federal government in their relentless proection of the profits of companies who outsource jobs.
by DEDC August 09, 2011

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One who posts a definition on UrbanDictionary of a word that's already been defined on UrbanDictionary
Person 1: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person 2: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person3: Person 1 and 2 are retarded.
by Namenlos12345 November 28, 2010

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