society has decided that retard means someone stupid, dumb, weird, etc. but really, a retard is someone who is mentally retarded and has a mental condition that effects how they learn or do things.
Look at the first definiton for Retard and you will find the correct definiton.
by Anonymous June 15, 2004
Someone who does not know how to spell artard properly.
That guy is such a retard!

Don't you mean artard?

Oh yeah, right
by whatsupppppp! November 05, 2009
Someone who has characteristics of defficiency such as a broken left elbow, unability to turn hands with palms facing upwards, and thinks like a 6 year old.
Yeah that kid that just got bit in the face by a dog, that's jack campbell the fucking retard.
by BradleyG June 01, 2009
when someone is fucked up
Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard
by Germany Wilkinson March 08, 2009
A person who has no meaning in life exept for standing around and collecting pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. He ususlly has never had a girlfriend and if its a girl.....no boyfriend.
EX: DUDE I JUST GOT A NEW POKEMON CARD...SWEEET

me:go home and just die man.....just die

EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...

me: you really are a retard.....oh well
by Eric102395 March 03, 2009
A really stupid person but seems to be happier then you are.
Ralphie May: I bet retards are more happier then you are all the time hey what do you need to be happy? Money in the bank nice house hot wife?.

All a retard needs is a scooby-do lunch box. That's right a mother fuckin scooby-do lunch box.

Retard: SCOOBY-DOOOOOO!!! YA HA HA !!

Ralphie May: And if he got a thumus with chocolate milk in it he hit the jackpot.

Retard:SCOOOOOOOOOOOOBY-DOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAHAHAH SCOOBY DO SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY DO YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
by Thane olausen-walker August 18, 2008
a person who could laso be referred to as crazy n has no sense of redponsibility !!!
Person 1: what am i?
Person 2: a retard
Person 1: whats that?
Person 2:retard
by Memi January 22, 2007
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