society has decided that retard means someone stupid, dumb, weird, etc. but really, a retard is someone who is mentally retarded and has a mental condition that effects how they learn or do things.
Look at the first definiton for Retard and you will find the correct definiton.
by Anonymous June 15, 2004
Someone who was dropped on their head when he/she was a baby.
You: I got dropped on my head when I was 6 months old.
Me: You're a retard.
by Wills0 May 22, 2009
Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.
Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 15, 2009
A creature that wears a human suit and slinks around about trying to act normal, but due to being unable to understand our culture is seen as a freak.
he was such a retard, he took a messy shit in the pool.
by the uwebolla virus August 14, 2008
someone who with a social problem that hinders their ability to be smart to social issues. i.e. jokes, people, situations, games and everything else.
1. Hey, you dickhead, stop being retarded and learn to be a good person.

2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?
by ocptv August 01, 2008
a person who is really stupid or has a mental disorder
you are a retard for reading this hole thing why the hell didnt you stop reading this after i called you a retard you stupid shit ok you really should stop reading this before i make you read a word like i want to fuck my mom.
by A.J. The pimp July 18, 2008
a person who has a disability
A retarded girl will be discriminated because of her disability.
by Teddy Gomez January 14, 2008
Literal meaning:
v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of

Slang meaning:
n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as mentally retarded, mentally challenged, mentally disabled, special, and special ed. (education); also called mental which is derogatory.
Literal meaning:
in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo.

Slang meaning:
1. a)
prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof
prep 2: yeah, what a retard

1. b)
John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote!
Max: haha! you retard

Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night?
Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay.
Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France
Stacy: huh, yeah
Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish
Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later
Bob: bye stacy.
Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard.
(^this guy is obviously a total bitch)
by whatserface November 17, 2007

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