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A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
by unknown June 29, 2003
1. Slang, N; Mentally retarted person.
2. Slang, N; Stupid Person
3. Verb; Resistant to outside influences or substances.
1. "Look at all the retards'
"My brother is a retard"

2. "Bobby is such a retard"
"Only retards each boogers"

3. "Retard the flames with your urine, Retard"
by Don August 05, 2004
A race of south-eastern English people, also known as chavs, who listen to garage music, slur their speach and smoke copious amounts of low-grade cannabis resin, with little or no education.
Genlemen let us leave, this McDonalds is full of retards.
by I-Iell Knight July 14, 2003
1. A very rude word for someone with a mental disability.
People with mental disabilities are people too and they deserve to be treated with respect. If you call someone with a mental problem a retard, you are a retard.
by ben r October 15, 2005
The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.
Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!
by Mr. P. FLuffee June 14, 2010
1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.
Sarah Palin is a retard; her son Trig is not.
by Get_It_Straight December 10, 2010
What Asian parents call their child if any academic grade is lower than 95-100 range.
(Asian Mom looking at report card)

(Asian kid opens the door)

Asian Mom: You got B in math! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.
by kevwang95 June 13, 2010
George bush.......no seriously.
do you really need an explination? >_> He rly is a retard..
by AleniaUmineko February 14, 2008
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