Rearwardship124 

Is a hero to all he has saved many from the grasp of the devil, some would say that he is a god, but he thinks he's not

Rearwardship124 is our savior

Rearwardship124 by gusty Rusty April 20, 2022

Retward 

A person who is obsessed with the twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer, and will change their complete attitude due to this monstrosity.

Signs of retwardation are the following;

1) Dumping partner for "their" Edward

2) Wearing the same, vampire related shirt very often

3) Repetitively reading the book and/or blogging about it

4) Will argue to the death for Twilight

If you know any of these victims, please contact a help center. We can create a better tomorrow for them, and us.

Obsessed Tween-"Isn't Edward just amazing. I wish he was my boyfriend. Twilight is the best."
Average Person- "Stop being such a retward, for the sake of your dignity"

Retward by johannamushaboom June 19, 2009

Rakward 

An event that is both randomn and akward, usually but not always, in a sexual situation.

Asking about about Dorney Park when in the throes of a sexual situation would be Rakward.

Rakward by Stephanie Anne Brock November 5, 2006

retawkward 

Raising the awkwardness of a situation or event, typically intentionally brought on by a former lover to make you uncomfortable in a social setting, to an absolutely retarded level of awkward, thus reversing the discomfort and regaining control of the environment.

Sheila decided to parade her new boyfriend in front of John just two days after they broke up, so John got retawkward and kissed her in front of everyone.

retawkward by Shiverpizz January 15, 2013

retawkward 

When a moment goes from that cute kind of awkward to one where you think you're being seen as a creepy serial killer. Portmanteau of retarded and awkward.

Oh my god, everything was fine until I made a joke that sounded like I was hitting on her mom and then I felt really retawkward.

retawkward by ssskinner August 3, 2009

retaardvark

1. farm raised aardvarks
2. derogatory alternative to typical "retard", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: morongoose, quailtard

Stop licking the pavement, you retaardvark

retaardvark by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006

Retardardion 

If all the retarded people got together and formed a colony or World of Warcraft race, this would be it. They live in hills and fly jet planes. When in battle, they should Billy Joel and wield short swords.

1.Watch out! You could get tetnis from that angry Retardardion!

2.Dood no way, her new boyfriend is a fucking Retardardion!?!?!

Retardardion by Kingsley Dawson May 24, 2007