3 definitions by ssskinner

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ilm
acronym for I love me.
1) person 1: I was dating this guy for a while and he was real egotistical, like when I told him ilu for the first time, his response was, "sorry, ilm."

2) person 2: Well, I had this girl take headshots for me and I couldn't bring myself to delete any of them because ilm too much.
by ssskinner September 01, 2007
When a moment goes from that cute kind of awkward to one where you think you're being seen as a creepy serial killer. Portmanteau of retarded and awkward.
Oh my god, everything was fine until I made a joke that sounded like I was hitting on her mom and then I felt really retawkward.
by ssskinner August 03, 2009
A time when you get to do something that a homosexual would do.
Person 1: I was alone with him in the office for twenty minutes!
Person 2: Did you do something?
Person 1: I missed my gaypertunity.
by ssskinner June 02, 2010
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