A US political party that is known for its strong closeted homosexuality and hatred of women, children, the US Constitution, freedom, and justice. They are famous for declaring that government is incapable of functioning well and proving it by being really bad leaders. They are often characterized by being failed businessmen that are baled out by their fathers and by Saudi oil barons. They generally test between 60 and 80 on standardized IQ tests and must therefore wear drool catchers in public. In addition to being gay, not that there is anything wrong with that, they are often paedophiles and enjoy sticking fruits and vegetables into the eye sockets of cute kittens.
See Larry Craig, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Mark Foley, Newt Gingrich, and Hitler.
See Larry Craig, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Mark Foley, Newt Gingrich, and Hitler.
What was the cause of the downfall of American society, the destruction of freedom all over the world, and a 10 fold increase in gas prices over eight years? Republicans.
by ArtieLange'sRottenLiver November 8, 2007
A Liar
by Schmitty777 August 13, 2009
This is an actual conversation I had with an actual rebuplican.
Seth-So are you Republican or Democrat?
Me-Democrat. Why?
Seth-I'm a republican. If Obama becomes president me and my friend are going to assasinate him.
Me-Why? Obama seems like a pretty good guy to me.
Seth-I think our president should be full American. Not African American.
Me-Thats really rascist and stupid. You're a jerk. Do you even know what republicans believe?
Seth-Well, I don't know what we believe, but I know the democrats are stupid.
Me-Are you pro life or pro choice?
Seth-What does that mean?
Me-Pro choice means you're for the choice of abortion. Pro life means you're against abortion.
Seth-Pro choice because republicans are for choices.
Seth-So are you Republican or Democrat?
Me-Democrat. Why?
Seth-I'm a republican. If Obama becomes president me and my friend are going to assasinate him.
Me-Why? Obama seems like a pretty good guy to me.
Seth-I think our president should be full American. Not African American.
Me-Thats really rascist and stupid. You're a jerk. Do you even know what republicans believe?
Seth-Well, I don't know what we believe, but I know the democrats are stupid.
Me-Are you pro life or pro choice?
Seth-What does that mean?
Me-Pro choice means you're for the choice of abortion. Pro life means you're against abortion.
Seth-Pro choice because republicans are for choices.
by holly the ginger kid. September 15, 2007
A simpleton fool known for making stupid mistakes and war. Also, republicans are known for being prideful of crap.
by DeathExperts February 10, 2005
As a Republican, I believe that we should invade all countries that are not like the United States and lay waste to all peoples who do not ascribe to our ideals, but I can't help cuz I got a bum elbow. And I get dizzy if I see blood. Go USA!
by Liberal Combat Vet September 7, 2010
The Republican voted against extending unemployment, because he felt it was better to rob the poor to give to the rich.
The Republican believes in the right to life for already aborted stem cells that will never grow into a human being, but supports the death penalty for people who are alive. He believes in supporting life for everyone who is not poor, short, yellow, black, brown, a liberal or an animal. Politically correctly called "Soul-less-Americans" feel no connection to any other living being, but instead use passionate arguments to advance desires for monetary power and control of others.
The Republican believes in the right to life for already aborted stem cells that will never grow into a human being, but supports the death penalty for people who are alive. He believes in supporting life for everyone who is not poor, short, yellow, black, brown, a liberal or an animal. Politically correctly called "Soul-less-Americans" feel no connection to any other living being, but instead use passionate arguments to advance desires for monetary power and control of others.
by WisdomX November 19, 2010
An American who feels no shame in admitting they do not care about other countries, or even people within their own country. Such Americans are usually averse to any sort of tax whatsoever, and like to try and force their beliefs on other people. Republicans see no shame in doing whatever is necessary to get their own way, even if it means stealing an 'election.' Republicans tend to be very religious, and not particularly intelligent. Republicans that are intelligent are usually appalled by the rest of their clan.
"George Bush and Sarah Palin are Republican. This is a very strong argument why you should never vote Republican."
"Republicans believe in a loving God that hates Liberals, Mexicans, Muslims, Immigrants in General, Socialists, Communists and everyone else remotely different from them. Republicans believe in the timeless Christian creed of Love Thy Neighbour, as long as thy Neighbour votes Republican.
"Republicans believe in a loving God that hates Liberals, Mexicans, Muslims, Immigrants in General, Socialists, Communists and everyone else remotely different from them. Republicans believe in the timeless Christian creed of Love Thy Neighbour, as long as thy Neighbour votes Republican.
by RangersFC2008 December 4, 2008