renoed 

A term that sums up the general stupidification of America. There was a time when Darwinism would weed out the weak and slow. Then the lawyers, lawsuits, rules, signs, warnings on coffee cups, "Click it or Ticket" and a thousand other things we have to deal with on a daily basis were brought on. Making sure even the laziest and biggest moron could not only function but maybe make a couple million bucks with a frivolous lawsuit.

The TSA is so wildly fucking renoed that they are attempting to enforce rules that never made sense and they are not even smart enough to either actually enforce them or understand them.

When someone hands you a steaming cup of coffee and the cup has text stating "contents may be hot" it is renoed. A more demanding population would ask that there be some words of wisdom rather than a statement saying that your hot drink might be hot.

renoed by gotrenoed? June 18, 2011

Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

Pounded like a rented gerbil by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

Beat it like a rented mule 

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.

Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.

Beat it like a rented mule by Philip September 12, 2003

Rented Mule 

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.

I will beat you like a rented mule.

Rented Mule by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

Ryan Renolds 

Hottest man in existence, He turned me gay and turns me on. I would sell my soul to get a single hair from his armpits. He is the love of my life and I want him to beat me.

I would kill myself for Ryan Renolds.

Ryan Renolds by Steepleton April 28, 2022

Beat it like a rented mule 

To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.

He beat that dog like a rented mule.

Beat it like a rented mule by Lew Stuwle July 12, 2003

ryan renolds 

The hottest man ever found in the observable universe, an actor who plays a peak character, ryan renolds is literally hot giga chad.

p1"dude have you seen ryan renolds? hes sooo hot", p2:"bro were men", p1:"who cares id still smash", p2:"W"

ryan renolds by i sharted😭 March 3, 2022