relaxterbate
relaxterbate by lilyofthemist March 28, 2004
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relaxterbate
relaxterbate by magicalheather September 22, 2004
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Relaxturbation
Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.
Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.
Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.
Relaxturbation by Mast of the World June 14, 2009
relaxerbation
A slow nonvigorous variant of masturbation. Not ostensibly for the use of achieving orgasm, however if achieved can enhance the effect of relaxation.
Kim decided to enjoy a shower and a session of relaxerbation to ease the tension of a long, hard day at work.
relaxerbation by cairow0ng May 6, 2006
Relaxturbation
I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.
Root: Relaxturbate
Root: Relaxturbate
Relaxturbation by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010
remasterbated
When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.
Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.
remasterbated by Assweepay July 3, 2007
relaxturbate
relaxturbate by Chuckie25 June 11, 2014
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