relaxating 

Chillin' out, kickin' back, coolin' off.

She's looking at him who's almost asleep. She: "That was some awesome sex! What are you doing?" He: "Just relaxating."

relaxating by Darlin' Dee February 22, 2008

relaxation dump 

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

relaxation dump by KJones January 5, 2008

relaxing hero 

It's a condition after heavy diarrhea. When you feel so fucking horribly for a long time, when you can't raise your ass
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.

-Dude, what did you do last night?
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!

relaxing hero by xsquooshx January 26, 2011

relaxing in the gentlemans way

Masturbating

"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."

relaxing in the gentlemans way by Saoirse September 1, 2003

Relaxative 

A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.

Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"

Relaxative by suomynna December 27, 2011

Relaxtasting 

The act of chillin while simultaneously eating a delicious food.

Yo man, what did you do last night?

Oh not much, just a bit of relaxtasting.

Relaxtasting by DragonsDragons October 16, 2009

Relaxing 

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

Relaxing by the racist kid who makes jokes April 6, 2019