n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.
by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003
Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.
Why are your relatives crapping themselves?
by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003
A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.
by Obbie April 23, 2005
by digitalamigo June 25, 2003
Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.
You: What happened to all the soda?
On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?
You: Time to die.
On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?
You: Time to die.
by Chester McMiller December 9, 2012
obscure or insignificant.
by chris-piano December 25, 2004
1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate
2. People you love to hate
My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?
by BANANAconspiracy June 21, 2003