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27.
When two people decide to fall in love, usually resulting in lots of stuff for the woman, loss of bank account for the man. It could also end up in marriage.
Woman: We should start a relationship.
Guy: I'm broke. Wait till I get paid.
by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus July 21, 2004
 
1.
A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars, and other valuable things in exchange for sex.
i gave tiffany a really expensive diamond for the aniversary of our one year relationship last night.

yeah but did you get laid?

you know it!
by AZX3RIC September 21, 2005
 
2.
The reason for 70% of suicides in America.
Stan ended his life because of a faulty relationship.
by Anonymous June 15, 2006
 
3.
doomed from the start
relationships, either way your fucked
by mimmleflog October 08, 2006
 
4.
The Ability To Put Up With Somone Elses Bullshit, Usually Of The Opposite Sex, For a Long Period Of Time.

Also See: whipped,hopeless,onegina,fucked
"You Know What Else Is Crazy?","This Relationship"
by DiabloTM November 30, 2005
 
6.
1. any type of connection that brings two individuals together for a period of time
2. something other than a friends with benefits
3. more than a mutual understanding!!
1. I have been in a relationship for over 3 years.
2. Who cares about cut buddies, I am in a relationship.
by thalovagurl!! November 08, 2003
 
7.
The most un-sturdy and uncertain vessel to navigate through any ocean of the heart. While the warm winds of prevailing love and romance blow favorably through its sails, this un-seaworthy vessel steers ahead with pride and promise. But upon hitting rough and stormy weather, too often the relationSHIP flounders and sinks.
If you've yet to experience a relationship, then an example will do little to help you understand.
by nethcev! August 17, 2006