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Relactating 

When a woman relaxes so much that she accidentally lactates.
When my Girlfriend came out of the room i seen she been relactating
Relactating by str8slash12 October 1, 2011
Cuando un villero intenta decir retractate.
*un peronista pasa a los pedos en el auto y te grita* "eee gil recatate gil te cago a pedos"
recatate by elmasterkiller420 November 6, 2020

realitatemophobia 

Fear from reality, that can be gained by told deterrent informations about world and reality to a victim, victim saw how can be reality cruel, etc.. Because of that, victim wants to be mostly in virtual reality (games, social websites, etc.) to ''run from reality''. Some of them can have suicidal thoughts, passing stress, nightmares, demophobia or insanity.
From my experience I had a friend with ''realitatemophobia''. He had those psychical effects. He is now in mental hospital. He wasn't leaving his home much, only when he need to buy food, water, shower gel etc., he was mostly sitting in front of the computer. I visited him and he didn't want to turn off computer. I turned it off by myself. For few minutes he was ok, than there comes passing stress and demophobia (fear of humans). I called ambulance.
realitatemophobia by CoffeeK_ September 19, 2016

relatale 

A way of saying something is ironically or jokingly relatable.
person 1: when you eat the soup and it tastes like a fuck
person 2: relatale moment
relatale by AMBIGUITYYYYYYYY July 11, 2022

Argumentum Ad Realitatem

A form of Reality Bias where one invokes "reality" as a trump card, treating their position as simply how things are and any alternative as literally out of touch with reality. The fallacy lies in claiming direct access to the real while others are trapped in illusion, ideology, or wishful thinking—without demonstrating why one's own access is privileged. "You're not living in the real world" becomes a way of dismissing views one dislikes without engaging them. This fallacy allows the speaker to position themselves as the realist, the pragmatist, the one who sees things as they really are—while everyone else is merely dreaming.
Example: "He dismissed her policy proposals as 'not living in the real world'—never explaining why his preferred policies were any more realistic. Argumentum Ad Realitatem: using 'reality' as a cudgel rather than a standard."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026